Can I have some Irish sausages please, asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him puzzled and asked, are you Irish?

If I asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Would ya, ay? Would ya?...

The assistant says, err well no...

If I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
And if I asked you for some bourbon whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?

Would ya, ay? Would ya?...

Well, probably not, replied the assistant.

With self-indignation, the man says, well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?

Because you're in f*cking Homebase.