Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk....

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..  go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...
The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!   I love you so much !!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to ?"