After living
in the
remote
wilderness
of West
Virginia
all his
life, an
old
hillbilly
decided it
was time to
visit the
big city. In
one of the
stores he
picks up a
mirror and
looks in it.
Not ever
having seen
one before,
he remarked
at the image
staring back
at
him, 'How
about that!
Here's a
picture of
my
daddy.' He
bought the
mirror
thinking it
was a
picture of
his daddy,
but on the
way home he
remembered
his wife
didn't like
his father,
so he hung
it
in the barn,
and every
morning
before
leaving for
the fields,
he would go
there and
look at
it. His wife
began to get
suspicious
of these
many trips
to the barn.
One day
after her
husband
left, she
searched the
barn and
found the
mirror. As
she looked
into the
glass, she
fumed, 'So
that's the
ugly bitch
he's runnin'
around with.