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Guts or Balls...
There is a distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts and/or balls, but
do you really know the difference between them ?
In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed
below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being
met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.
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