~ GRANDMAS BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ~

The doctor who  had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally  retired.

At her next  checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for  her.  As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes  grew wide as he realized she had a  prescription for birth control pills.

Mrs Smith, do  you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills.

Yes they help  me to sleep at night.

Mrs. Smith, I  assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possible  help you sleep.

She reached out  and patted the young Doctor ' s knee Yes, dear.  I know that.

But every  morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year  old granddaughter  drinks.

And believe me,  it helps me sleep at night.