Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Canadian Rockies, were a fellow from British Columbia, A fellow from Quebec, a little old Greek lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.  When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a Bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks..

The little old Greek lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from British Columbia must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The fellow from British Columbia thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the fellow from Quebec again.


Now THAT'S a good Westerner!