Golf Club Sign...

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

 

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET,
    SHOULDER WIDTH APART

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
   LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.


8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF
    OTHERS.


9. QUIET PLEASE... WHILE OTHERS ARE
    PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.


GOLF

Gentlemen Only - Ladies Forbidden

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