Glasgow Love Story                  

A Glasgow man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her

right away. She protested, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He replied, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go

along. So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon

to a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up took off his

towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck,

entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed

by a three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened

out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he

came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'  He said, 'I used to be an Olympic

diving champion.. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as

we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving

so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would

hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the Pool.

She did lengths in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!

After about thirty lengths, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out

and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer??'

No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the Clyde. ...'