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Open Circuit |
Vorsprung Dorsch
Knackered |
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Short Circuit |
Vorsprung Dorsch
Knackered |
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Front Loading Mechanism |
KinderFingerSnippenOffenFuckenSchnell |
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Laser Pick Up |
DieBlindenGlolampenVasKostenHunderts |
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Laser Replacement |
DumpenDerGloLampInDieSkippenForgetten |
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Capacitor |
DerBangenDerCabinettenFillenMitShitten |
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The Volume Control |
DieCrackleNoisenTillSquirtenMitJuicen |
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Resistor |
DerPoppenPuffenStinkenPongen |
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The Transformer |
DieEaziFixenVoltageDroppenPowerPacken |
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The Chopper Power Supply |
DerFuckenTwattenterFixenFukkenWriteOff |
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The High Voltage Power Supply |
DerCrackenBangenSpitzenSparkenKeepenDerMittensOuten |
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The Dry Joint |
DieIntermittungBastardFaulten |
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The Integrated Circuit |
DieProduktKostenKuttenWageReducenTwatten |
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I.C. Replacement |
DieLabourDrainenBrainenAichenArsenPainen |
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The Soldering Iron |
DerPrintenCrackenRemovenOderKnackeren |
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The Solder Sucker |
DerSolderSlobberungBlockenQuicken |
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The I.C. Socket |
DerBungenInDerChippenSolderSaven |
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The Servo Circuit |
DieTwattenCircuitMitLoopenNoStartenEnden |
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The Video Head Drum |
VenDieVeelenStoppenSpinnenDasTwattenKostenBomben |
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The Dew Sensor |
DieVasserOnDerVeelenDetecten |
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The Drum Heater |
DieWasserOnDerVeelenFurBoilenOffen |
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Tape Jammed around Drum |
DerKuttenDasOutenSplicenKleenenUndDammit |
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The Switching Points |
DerTweakenFurSieLinenSunkenOffenDasFramen |
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The Microprocessor |
DerGessenUndFittenDieNewenUndFukderKost |
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The Spares Invoice |
DieHeartStoppenBumFodderren |
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The Repair Invoice |
DerGrosserNummerThinkerUppenDublit |
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Cathode Ray Tube |
DieGrossenGlolampenIfBangenPsssssssssss |
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Fault finding |
IfInDerDoubtenSieShortinDerOuten |
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The Manufacturer |
SieMachenDieMendenFuckenNearImpossible |
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Service Jigs & Tools |
DerEasenDieFaultfindenUndKostenDerPacket |
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The Duff Engineer |
DerGuessenPrattenStabbenInDieDarken |
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The Good Engineer |
DerKopFurDieTwattenTimeAfterTimen |
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The Retailer Proprietor |
DerKostenKuttenPreissenJakkenPratten |
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The Wrong Diagnosis |
DerChargeAllDerBitzToDiePunterUndFukket |
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The Customer |
DieWrongenTwattenThinkenWorkenForNotten |
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The Company Car |
DasAutoMitBagsaLeggenFurCrumpenShaften |
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The Forceps |
DerLongenTongenFurGettenAttenDerHiddenBitz |
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The Labour Claim Form |
DerPittanceMitComputerisenCrookenCatchen |
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The Service Agent |
DieBukkenStoppenSieHierFurDasPittance |
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The Technical Rep |
DerTwattenFaultenScaremOffenFukkenSchnellen |
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The Training Course |
DieGoFurDieGrubbenGoToSleepen |
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The Stanley Knife |
DiePrintenHakkenFurDieShortenFinden |