THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.

She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush-land around the
fertile delta.

Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like Switzerland or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade
especially with countries, cash, cars but preferably with all three.

Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled
but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like Mongolia.

With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like America …

Led by a prick