FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat . Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC RUNNING TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $320.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE..
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.