Actual Classified Ads:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat . Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC RUNNING TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $320.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE..
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.

Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

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