FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

      Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
      A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

      Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
      A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

     Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
      A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

      Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
      A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
           But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

      Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
       A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

      Thought for the day:

      What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment ?
      Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose