~ DRACULA ~

Two nuns went on a motoring tour of Europe.
When they arrived at Transylvania a little Dracula jumped on their car;
Sister Martha said "What do we do now"
Sister Charity says "Turn the windscreen wipers on they might knock it off".
But nothing happened.
"Now what ?" said Sister Martha.
"Turn the windscreen washers on because I filled the bottle up with Holy Water from the Vatican font before we set off "said Sister Charity.
Whooosh .. but Dracula, burnt skin dropping off, was still there.
"Now what do we ?"  said Sister Martha.
"Show him your cross" said Sister Charity.
"Good Idea "said Sister Martha
"Dracula why don't you just FUCK OFF"