DIVORCE

A man and his wife are dining, at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone
at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife.

She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, I hear she
hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness!" says his wife.

 

"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" 

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