Mel's Sillies .................................................

Credit crunch is cracking people up :-)

What's the definition of optimism?
An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.

A man went to his bank manager and said:
"I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?"
"Simple," said the bank manager. "Buy a big one and wait."

The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it?
I mean, I let my brother borrow a ten a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now Britain's fourth-biggest lender.

What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
The pizza can still feed a family of four.

What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage say?
Would you like fries with that sir?

What is the capital of Iceland?
About $3.50

I tried to get cash from the ATM today but it said "insufficient funds."
I don't know if that meant the bank or me.