If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1.    Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2.    Remove your laptop.
3.    Start up
4.    Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can
       see the screen.
5.    Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the
       sky as if to pray.
6.    Then Click the link below
 
 
                       
 No guarantee who will be moved off the plane / train.

X Sillies    www.melashton.co.uk/sillies/sillies/indexx.htm

General Sillies    www.melashton.co.uk/sillies