COOL
DUDE
Can you believe this guy ?
This is a true story about a
recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper, and even Jay
Leno
mentioned it on his Tonight Show.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After
the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a lavish reception.
As a
token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said
this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned
to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning.
While most people would have
cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
His revenge ... making the bride's
parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the
size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300
family members and friends ........ $ 32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion ........................... $ 3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon
accommodations in
Maui ..................... $
8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they
see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestman .......... Priceless.
There are some things money can't
buy, for everything else there's ... MASTERCARD.
WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
OUR OWN HAPPINESS ... REVENGE IS SWEET
!!!