This is the story of Cinderella and her Sugly Isters

Cinders and her Sugly Isters lived in a Marge Lansion.  Cinders worked very hard Frubbin Scloors, Weaning Clindows, emptying Poss Pits and Shivellin Shut.  By the end of the day she was Nucking Fackered.

Her Sugly Isters were Fight Cucking Runts.  They did no Wucking Ferk and had no Wucking Furries  They were right Bugly Astards.  One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swollocks.  They were always Pucking Fissed.

The two Sugly Isters had tickets to go to the ball.  Cinderella was Ducking Fisgusted when the Cotton Runts wouldn’t let her go.

Buttons worked with Cinders, he was gifted with Nuge Hackers and a Shairy Hithole.

He was also a Candy Runt and liked Cinders to give him a Wood Gank.  He was always diving into her Hubic Pairs.

Suddenly there was a Bucking Fang and a Gairy Fodmother appeared.  Her real name was Sherry Titehouse .  She was a Light Rucking Fesbian.  With a Carge Fairy Hunt and Tairy Hits.  She turned a pumpkin and six Mite Whice into a Hucking Cuge Farriage with six dandy monkeys with Buge Hollocks.

Miste all Crucking Fighty said Cinders !   The Gairy Fodmother said Cinders must be back by 12 o’clock or there will be a Cucking Falamity.

At the ball, Cinders was dancing with the Pransome Hince.  The music was being played by a band called Sid Siff and his Siffing Seven.  They were Gucking Fud but far Foo Nucking Toisy.  It was the Drucking Fummer – what a Rucking Facket !

The Caberet was Hucking Fopeless, when he blew his Trucking Fumpet he was Tucking Ferrible.  He is a big headed Banky Wastered and we wish he would stick his trumpet up his Ucking Farsehole.

Suddenly the clock struck twelve.  Cinders Pucking Fanicked and ran out of the ballroom, slipping Barse over Ollocks and dropping her Slass Glipper.

The next day the Pransome Hince came knocking on Cinders door.  The Sugly Isters let him in and Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a Fig Bart.  “Who’s Fust Jarted”, said the Pransome Hince.  Blame the Forrible Hucker over there, said Buttons.  The Shell of Smit was Tucking Ferrible.  When the stinking brown cloud had lifted the Pransome Hince tried the Slass Glipper on the Sugly Isters without success.  They had horrible Fetty Sweet and Fetty Swannies.  Suddenly Mary Hinge in her Tucking Femper gave the Prince a Nick in the Kackers.  This was not difficult as he had Bucking Fuge Halls and a Hig Bard on.  He tried Cinders and the Flipper Sitted Pucking Ferfectly.  “Puck my Siles” said the Pransome Hince.  “Suck your own” said Buttons.