China is definitely ready for the Olympic tourists...  



Which is one step up from just lovely..  
 



But taste like cat  
 



What ever you do, don't blench & reach...  



Here, crippie, take my seat



Great with flied lice



Now we know what duck sauce is.  




A separate entrance for Hos why didn't I think of that...  





Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?



You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you  



Go over there to die, please. Thank you.  




Good to know



Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.  




Look up and down the isle twice before proceeding...



Much tastier that the grown up variety..


It would be once you start chewing on it  
 


To plastic bag abuse  New Zealand  says no!  


Mother gets her anus done every week.  



Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!  



Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left  



Starbucks should be very afraid!  
 


I wouldn't tickle this one  
 



Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.  




sucking pigeon, ducks giving head I wonder what the chicken does?  
 



Better known in  N.Z as Millers...    



I knew it



They should open shop here!  
 


If there's one thing we don't need help with...  



No break dancing!



Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds  
 



'See you after the flight,  Mum .'  
 



Compact but not very smooth...  
 


Should be in front of half the hotels in town.  
 



The dork is delicious, not too sure about the barboo...