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So, What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ? 1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls. 4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians
pushed the Americans
back...Past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington .. We got bored.. Because they ran away, so we came home and partied... Go figure. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little
over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the
earth's surface and
is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full
grown human in under
3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a
buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers,
insulin, penicillin, zambonis,
the telephone. And, short wave radios that save countless lives each year. 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your
hands with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh Canada !!
25. And we don't bomb our allies. Oh yeah... And our
elections only take one
day. Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian !!!
I AM CANADIAN !! (Ernie
Hartley ?)
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