A cattle rancher was in his barn
trying to assist one of his cows giving birth, when
he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed,
watching the whole event.
The man thought, 'Great... he's 5
and I'm now going to have to start explaining the
birds and the bees.
No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll try and answer.'
When everything was over, the Dad
strolled over to his son and said, 'Well son, do you
have any questions?'
'Well just one,' gasped the lad,
with his eyes still like saucers.
'Just how fast was that calf going
when it ran into the cow's rear-end ????