Blind Date

The young man takes his blind date to the amusement park.  Following a ride on the ferris wheel, she seems rather bored.

"What would you like to do next?" he asks.

"I wanna' be weighed," she says, so he takes her to the weight guesser.

Next they ride the roller coaster, he buys her some popcorn and asks what else she'd like to do.

"I wanna be weighed," she says again.

"Weighed?" thinks the guy. "What's with this chick? Boring." So he fakes a headache and takes her home.

The girl's mother, surprised to see her back so early asks, "What's wrong dear? Didn't you have a good time tonight?"

"Wousy," she replies.

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