~ Be
Careful When Bragging ~
After a few laughs and drinks, one of four men had to go to
the rest room.
The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids
and their successes. The first guy says: I am very proud of
my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted
and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General
Manager and now he is the president of the company. He
became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the
line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn, My son is also my pride and joy,
I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling
agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to
become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the
company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He
became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet
for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My
son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He
studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He
started his own construction company and became very
successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some
thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion especially for his
friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the
successes of theirs sons. The forth friend who earlier had
gone to restroom returned and asked: What's going on, what
are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We
were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of
our sons. And then he asked, What about your son?
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is
horrible, what a disappointment you must feel. The forth man
replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and
I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is
very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed
and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz
from his
three boyfriends.