Baby's  First Doctor Visit

A woman  and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting  for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor  arrived, and examined the baby, checked  his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if  the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,'  she replied. 'Well,  strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did.  He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed  both breasts for a while in a very professional and  detailed examination.

Motioning  to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder  this baby is underweight. You don't  have any milk.'

I know,'  she said, 'I'm his  Grandma, but I'm glad  I came.