Mel's Sillies .................................................

AMISH ELEVATOR

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the
small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again
and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son ..... 'Go get your mother.'