Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'

Passenger : 'Batman'

Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'

Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'

Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?'

Passenger : 'Super-man'

Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'

Passenger : 'Yes'

Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...

When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his

identification card: ........ 


 

And also possibly the best name ever- J 

must be the moustache !