"The Accountant Joe"

 

Joe gets home late one night and, Jackie, his wife says, 'Where on earth have you been?'
Joe replies: 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What were you thinking?' she said, 'why would an accountant get a hundred
dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
Fourth, and best of all, now instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Joe is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.